WELP, last weekend, i got laid off from my managerial position at pizza factory, and 72 hours later was hired* at the visalia wal-mart. i don't know what to think yet, but i'm glad i found something so quickly. i thought for sure i needed leprosy, or at least scurvy to work there, but it turns out, it's going to be harder than that:.... i need to pass a drug test in the next 24 hours......
with all our modern technology you'd think we would have figured out how to fax urine to eachother by now, but this surprisingly isn't the case. instead, we fax boring things like criminal records and positive drug test results. and i can't even think of one religion that prohibits peeing in a cup, to use as an excuse.
"at least i don't do meth, right?"
___trevor
*pending drug test.
4 comments:
do a cleanse and bring someone else's pee. double whammy. there's no way they'll catch you.
bummerrrrr
i was going to suggest some sort of pee vile up the ass thing but katie's is better.
well i just took the test like a normal person(i.e. no anal urine viles etc). the good news is, a positive result doesn't mean a test failure, especially for THC. so we'll see what happens, i hsould be getting a call any day now.
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